shakescene:

tumblr, or as i like to call it, performative journaling 

iinsawdious:

iinsawdious:

“this movie doesn’t hold up bcos of dated special effects :(” to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

beastliness:

beastliness:

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it’s always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

what-even-is-thiss:

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

berryesque:

berryesque:

Interview with the cheerleader

But I’m a vampire

pjharvey:

once you start typing in all lowercase you unfortunately kind of have to keep doing it forever or if you start capitalizing things people will think you’re either mad at them or having some kind of episode

letsbelonelytogetherr:

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— josé olivarez // natalie diaz

ouroborosorder:

yamada-ryo:

ouroborosorder:

yamada-ryo:

Why the hell does [tumblr] app have a whopping 3.5gb of cache. What could it possibly be storing.

I’m in there. Hi. Please don’t clear it

Oops.

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what-even-is-thiss:

Me when someone else has a heavy accent when speaking English: That accent is charming and I can tell they put in a lot of effort to learn English.

Me when I have a heavy accent speaking another language: They are going to shoot me the second I open my mouth aren’t they

herssian:

herssian:

deepen the shadows bro. it’ll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

maykitz:

i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn’t matter how obsolete they are it’s like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

5bi5:

Honestly if I knew it was my last day in the time loop I think I’d get kinda sad and nostalgic about it

kosmogrl:

september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good

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crippled-peeper:

if you tell yourself “I’ll deal with it later” enough times with enough frequency you can slowly destroy your life. follow for more tips

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